Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From A Gas Station Attendant
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Gas Station Attendant
"Can you hold this for a second? I'll be right back."
"We only take payment in pennies."
"Is that your car or mine? I can't remember."
"I think the air in the tires goes in the gas tank, right?"
"Do you mind if I borrow your car for a quick errand?"
"I'm pretty sure that smell is coming from your car."
"Oops, I think I just put diesel in your unleaded tank."
"Have you seen a small, furry animal run into your exhaust pipe?"
"I'm new. How do I turn this pump on?"
