Here is a funny Top Ten list about life.

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Top Ten Observations About Life

1. Investing in health insurance seems to pay off just as you’re too old to fully enjoy the benefits.
1. “Rush hour” is a misnomer since you’re in a hurry but traffic is at a standstill.
1. Attending church does not automatically make one a Christian, similar to how visiting a garage doesn’t make you a car.
1. The lack of contact from extraterrestrial life might be the strongest evidence of intelligent life elsewhere.
1. The only thing worse than being the subject of gossip is not being talked about at all.
1. Before criticizing someone, consider walking a mile in their shoes; this puts distance between you and gives you their shoes.
1. Life is often compared to jazz, suggesting it’s best when spontaneous.
1. One might have enough money for their needs, provided they die soon.
1. Knowing a tomato is a fruit is knowledge, but not including it in a fruit salad is wisdom.
1. A humorous way to explain taxes to children is by taking a portion of their ice cream.