Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From A Gas Station Attendant
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- “Can you hold this for a second? I’ll be right back.”
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- “We only take payment in pennies.”
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- “Is that your car or mine? I can’t remember.”
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- “I think the air in the tires goes in the gas tank, right?”
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- “Do you mind if I borrow your car for a quick errand?”
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- “I’m pretty sure that smell is coming from your car.”
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- “Oops, I think I just put diesel in your unleaded tank.”
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- “Have you seen a small, furry animal run into your exhaust pipe?”
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- “I’m new. How do I turn this pump on?”
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